Crazy Old Cat Lady

I went to the URL for CatLady to see who got my preferred URL name and it's just one useless entry and then I checked out my next preferred URL name of CrazyCatLady (son#1 calls me "Crazy Lady" and the rest of the world calls me "Cat Lady" so I thought a URL was born) and she's a great writer, but I can't find any way to add a comment telling her so. So my URL ended up being CrazyOldCatLady. My web page is http://cvanhorn.homestead.com/

Friday, April 29, 2005

FUHS Yearly Pow Wow Luncheon

The alumni of my high school (Fullerton Union High School in Fullerton, CA) have started a yearly all-class luncheon that keeps growing in size as the word gets around. On March 12, 2005 we had more than 600 people attending, and the first year, only 6 years ago, had about 50. For the first few years, the size doubled every year. Because we are the "Fullerton Indians", the luncheon is called the Pow Wow.This year we had two of our class's teachers as guests- and we graduated 52 years ago!
Email me if you have ties to FUHS and want to know more about this. (My email link is on My Complete Profile page.)
Pictures taken at this year's luncheon are on http://cvanhorn.homestead.com/PowWow2005.html

Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Directions for Beginning Bloggers

I have another blog that I am using to post directions for beginners on. It is http://anewtoy.blogspot.com/

Note: June 10, 2005
I just created another blog that gives directions for using Blogger that is connected to this CrazyOldCatLady blog. You can see it if you click on "View My Complete Profile" and then click on the blog named "Directions for Learning Blogspot".

(You don't have to learn any of these things to join Earl's FUHS blog when he gets it ready. We will explain how simple it is when it's time.)

As I learn how to do things on my blog, I type up the steps to help others (and to remind myself).

The first step to my understanding what to do starts by reading the Help features on http://help.blogger.com/ but experience has shown me a couple of easier ways to do things than what the experts suggested.

What it Takes to be a Water Skiing Champion

AL “BAMBI” VAN BEENEN WINS 2004 SKI AWARD

From: "Al Van Beenen"
Connie,If you want to take the time: Go to TheFridayFlyer.com
http://www.thefridayflyer.com/FF-2005-4-15/FFS-1847.htm
or CanyonLakeSkiClub.com and click on ski club awards headline. The mug photo was taken at 50-year class reunion. Do you recognize me?Thanks for all your updating and time to keep us going! Al Van

--- Connie Van Horn wrote:
Now you have to explain what your winning category means: 35 Off? Are there any other pictures of you in those flyers?Connie

Connie,
I guess I opened a can of worms! The counting starts with a 75 foot ski line. Theslalom course is 849 feet in length and 75 feet in width. There is an opening gate and an exit gate with six turn balls in between. Each buoy counts as one point. The tow boat speed is 30.4 mph (49k) to 36 mph (58k) depending on your age group. When you skiboth gates and turn six buoys correctly and reach the top speed for your class the judge shortens the line to 15 off. If you do that correctly the line shortens to 22 feet off the 75 foot line; then 28 feet off, 32 feet off, 35 feet off (54 buoys), 38 feet off, 39.5 off. If you miss a buoy or displace it by hitting it you are all done; thanks for your entry! I went to Texas and placed second in the nation; that's the good news. Then I went to Florida anddidn't complete 22 off; I only got five! Sorry to bore you but you asked!Oh, by the way, there's more to it! Al Van

--- Connie Van Horn wrote:
Let's see if I'm understanding this: you made 6 circuits correctly, with the rope getting shorter and shorter. (I don't add this up to 54 buoys. What am I not understanding? Do you get the points for the 5 buoys you got while trying for 38 off?) Do you then try for 38 off and not make it? Does winning 35 off mean you were the only one able to do it orthe fastest one to do it? Do you have to declare your intentions to do 35 off before you start any of the circuits or do you just keep going until your miss a buoy? Does 35 off and no 38 off winner mean you were the last man standing? How can you get 2nd place in the nationals? Someone could do 38 off? Inquiring minds want to know. When a person wins something, we want to appreciate what it took to do that.Connie

To: "Connie Van Horn”
Connie,I am sorry; I didn't want to bore you with the preliminaries! OK. You are right in your counting and adding! What I didn't explain was the speed and rope length for beginning. Let's take my age/class which starts counting at 26 mph and 75 feet line length. Howeverthe skier doesn't have to ski the slow/long line brackets. It's by choice where you start. However, when you start you can't miss to get credit for the preliminary passes. Example: I start at 22 feet off of 75 feet. If I make all six buoys the score is 36. You are right; you can't miss and if you do you are done but if you attempt and only get 1, 1.5, 2, 2.5, 3, etc. they count. So the 36 is scored for running six at 22 off which gets credit for 6@26.7 mph, 6@28.5 mph, 6@30.4 mph, 6@32.3 mph, 6@15 off, and 6@22 off. At championships they don't allow the slower speeds because you have to qualify at top speed, but they do count if you run the opening pass! The winner is the one with the highest buoy count according to five judges. The most common opener is either 15 off or 22 off. I went to Florida for a championship and only got five on the first pass at 22 off; that counts as five instead of my expecting to run it and score 36 and counting the future passes. Therefore, running 28 off is 42 buoys. Running 32 off is 48 buoys.Running 35 off is 54 boys. Running 2 buoys at 38 off is 56 buoys, etc. which is my best but the time was slow for 32.3 mph. The time has to be from gate to gate and every ball in between is timed with the overall time being 17.93 seconds. There is a leeway of plus or minus a few hundreds of a second. I told you there's more to it! There are SmartTimersin the tow boats; there are magnets on the boat guide buoys; they are coordinated with the rpm of tow boat to give accurate speeds. This can be similar to cruise control in automobiles. However, cruise control computes 40 times a second; PerfectPass in boats compute 400 times a second! There's still more to it but thanks for letting me spit this out! Next time maybe we can calibrate boats; every boat and every lake is different. For instance, tail wind, head wind, cross wind, etc. Every skier has a different weight which adjust engine rpm.Yes, to most of your questions and I hope this explains a little more of my can of worms.Al Van

(At this point I stopped asking the poor guy any more questions because I was afraid he would never tell me if he ever won anything again. But why does it take 5 judges if everything is mechanically recorded? Points for style? Does everybody use the same boat driver or draw lots or does one have his own? The driver seems to be an integral part of this whole endeavor. Anyway, this is a remarkable skill and I stand in awe. I know I can’t stand on water skis because I tried to once and failed.)

To see a picture of Bambi in action, click on the "Al 'Bambi' Van Beenen A Champion" post.

Al "Bambi" Van Beenen a Champion Posted by Hello

Monday, April 18, 2005

Hass Avocado Mother Tree

Sunday, April 17, 2005
The fruit fell a long way from this tree

By GORDON DILLOW The Orange County Register

I know she was only a tree, and maybe it's silly to get too sentimental about her. Still, given her strange and wonderful history, and the almost daily connection she still has to many of us, it was hard to see her reduced to a stump.

The tree was the Hass avocado "Mother Tree," the genetic source of every Hass avocado in the world. And chances are whenever you dip a tortilla chip into a bowl of guacamole, you're eating a piece of her.

Start the story in 1926, when a man named Rudolph Hass planted a Guatemalan avocado seedling on a 2-acre parcel he owned in La Habra Heights. The seedling was a hybrid of unknown descent, and Hass wasn't interested in its fruit. Instead he planned to use the tree as "root stock" - that is, to graft buds on it from more desirable types of avocado, such as the Fuerte.

By the way, Hass' name, and the avocado that bears it, is properly pronounced to rhyme with "pass," "lass" and "mass." True, a lot of people say "Hah-ss," and some supermarket produce managers even spell it as "Haas" on the avocado bins. I guess they think it sounds tonier and more upscale. But Rudolph's son Charles Hass has assured me that it's Hass-rhymes- with-pass.
Anyway, Hass tried three times to graft some Fuerte avocado buds on the root-stock tree, but they wouldn't take. He thought about cutting down the uncooperative tree, but by then he had moved to Pasadena to be a postman, so he let it grow - and by the early 1930s it was producing its own fruit.

Problem was, the avocados from the root-stock tree were ugly, with a thick, bumpy, purple-black skin and a strange shape, not at all like the smooth, thin-skinned green Fuertes. They didn't look like anything anyone would ever want to eat.

Who actually first ate one is a subject of debate. The late Joseph E. Upton of La Habra, who lived on the Hass place for a while, told me years ago that he had tried the tree's avocados, found them to be delicious and brought them to Mr. Hass' attention. Charles Hass recalls that it was his older brothers who first tried them and then got their father to spare the tree.

However it happened, Rudolph Hass realized he had a good thing on his hands. Outwardly ugly as they were, on the inside the avocados were creamy and nutty-tasting, with an oil content of 18 percent. In 1935 Hass took out a patent on what he called a "new and improved variety of avocado," and made a deal with H.H. Brokaw, a Whittier nurseryman, to sell buds from the tree to be grafted onto other root-stock trees. The avocados thus produced would be exact genetic replicas of the avocados from Hass' tree.

But it was hard overcoming resistance to the Hass avocados' outside appearance. It wasn't until the 1960s that the Hass avocado really took off, and by then both Mr. Hass and his patent had long since expired. Charles Hass says his dad made less than $5,000 on the Hass avocado.
Today, of course, such a patent would be worth millions. According to Wayne Brydon of the California Avocado Society, almost all avocados now grown commercially in the U.S. are Hass avocados, which are favored for their tough skins - which increases shelf life - and for the trees' long maturity and high yields.

He estimates there are 5.5 million commercial Hass avocado trees in California, and perhaps 30 million worldwide - and every one of the avocados from them is the genetic offspring of that lone tree in La Habra Heights.

As for the Mother Tree herself, she grew to a height of about 50 feet and annually yielded about 500 pounds of avocados. In the early 1970s a house was built on the property on West Road, but DeWitt Etheridge and his late wife, Joan, who lived in the house for years, graciously allowed visitors to come into their front yard to see the Mother Tree and the bronze plaque placed beneath it by the California Avocado Society and the La Habra Historical Society.
Now all that's left is the plaque. The Mother Tree had started suffering from root rot, and despite efforts to save her, in 2002, at the age of 76, the Mother Tree died and had to be cut down.

"I miss it," DeWitt Etheridge, who's now 80, told me when I stopped by the other day. "That was a good tree."

Hank Brokaw, the nephew of H.H., has the wood from the Mother Tree at his nursery in Saticoy, and has been using it to make commemorative gavels and wooden plaques for avocado aficionados and various historical groups. Some of the wood also went to Rudolph Hass' descendants.

And that's the story of the Hass Mother Tree. She may be gone, but her 30 million direct descendants live on, still putting avocados on our tables. So even though she was just a tree, maybe it's only fitting that we remember her from time to time.

Say, for example, the next time we dip a chip in the guacamole.